But, zombies are a big thing in our culture right now. Millions of you watch shows like The Walking Dead on AMC. I'm sure many of you reading this are convinced of an impending zombie apocalypse and are storing rations.
Here's the thing. We've been fighting a zombie apocalypse for years. They have been attacking organizations like fraternities and sororities, and in most cases they are winning.
I'm not talking about true walking dead, although some of these organizational zombies might as well be. These are the members who slowly drift throughout our fraternities as though they have no clue as to why they are there. They follow instinctual urges to eat and drink, but don't do much else. They seem to go missing during the day, but swarm us at nighttime activities like parties. A fraternity zombie may just show up on our couch, murmur something as we go off to classes for the day, only to be found again in the exact same location when we return. And he's eating something rotten from the mini-fridge.
The zombies walk aimlessly, seeming to follow only the light of the I-phone they hold in front of their faces. They carry the zombie look very well - unshaven, disheveled, untucked, vacant eyes, and a little blood oozing for their mouths (or is that ketchup?)
Most of us choose to ignore them. After all, these aren't flesh-eating zombies who will cause us physical harm. But, even though they don't chomp on our brains, they could very well be eating away the soul of our fraternity.
The oft-repeated reality of organizational life is that 20% of the group does 80% of the work. That other 80% of the group is comprised of a lot of zombies. And, zombies create other zombies, right? If new members see that being mostly dead is an accepted way to experience the fraternity, then a good number of them will take that option. Soon, the percentages grow more and more in favor of the zombies, and eventually, your fraternity might as well board up its windows and give in to the apocalypse.
Two things create zombies in your fraternity: poor recruitment and low expectations. If you recruit zombies to begin with, then it's almost impossible to liven them up. But let's say you recruit really strong members. Lets give one a name - Mark. Mark is excited to receive his bid and is ready to go. He then experiences an unstructured, lifeless, new member education program. Mark is initiated in a Ritual ceremony that is performed is a shoddy, lifeless way. Mark attends his first fraternity meeting, which is boring, poorly attended, and yes, lifeless. Do you see where this is going? Add in the many other zombies in the chapter who start to get their fingernails into Mark, and soon enough, he too is lifeless.
The more likely choice is to help them move on. Most can't be saved. It's for their benefit and yours and they no longer enjoy the privileges of membership.
Here is the way to start your plan of attack: assemble a zombie fighting team (perhaps your executive officer team), and spend some time determining how rampant of a problem it is for your group. You might classify them according to whether they can be saved or not. Next, spend time in a meeting addressing questions such as these:
- What are our expectations for committed membership? (consult bylaws, Ritual, creed, etc. as guides)
- Where, and how often, do we set clear expectations for what it means to be a good member?
- In what ways do we actually celebrate poor choices and behavior from our members?
- When was the last time we asked a zombie to leave the fraternity, and what's preventing us from doing that more often?
- Identify 5 zombies in your fraternity, and then ask: what is similar about these individuals or their fraternity experience that could have caused their disengagement? What themes can we see in their experiences?
- Do we have any zombies in our officers/chapter leaders?
So, in conclusion, continue to enjoy your movies and TV shows about zombies. But, be aware that once you turn of the TV, you may be confronted by real ones lurking on the other side of the door. Our greatest enemy in fraternity and sorority life is not the media, or the campus administrators, or any other external force. Our greatest enemy is within our walls. The fraternity experience is meant to be seized by those who want to be better and make others better. The fraternity experience is too valuable to be taken over by the walking dead. Don't let them destroy your fraternity from the inside. Don't let them win.