Hi, is this Doug?
Yes. Who’s this?
This is Leadership.
No seriously. Quit fooling around Dave.
No. Honestly, this is Leadership.
I’m speaking to an abstract concept?
Indeed you are.
Why are you calling?
For you to lead.
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